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25 May 2006 10:59 | ZeroTolerance | Xbox 360 Xbox360News.com | Link to this article
We dive deep into the latest movie tie-in game from Activision. Will it live up to the movie expectation or simply become another disappointing movie game? Find out in our full review!
Read More Add Comment Unregistered - speed 05.25.2006 13:57 these guys are being too generous, most reviews are at around 5 or so Unregistered - Xgamer 05.25.2006 14:01 Really like I said on a "hitman" post. Lets have MS start having any and I mean any game that comes to XBOX 360 that's just a port or dolled up port even, have them sell/list it for 39.99. We'd all recognize this right off and they the designers would stop this very soon. I'm officially through with ports, well except I'll buy hitman cause I like to play agent 47. but right after this....... Unregistered - Tortuga 05.25.2006 14:41 If people stop buying these junky ported titles, they will stop making them. Only problem is, little Toothless Tommy walking into Walmart with his momma only cares about the artword on the box. She tried to argue with her son, that she needs to spend her money on groceries and shotgun shells for Pa' to go hunting with. But Tommy doesn't care about that, he seen them flashy commercials on the TV and throws a tantrum until Fat Betty the Beaverton Walmart slut opens that glass case. His dirty little fingernails clawing at the plastic wrapping all the way home. Jumps out the back of the pickup before it's had a chance to completely stop... blows through the already torn screen door, turns on that TV of theirs and dances in anticipation as the set warms up. Slams hhis new prize into his gaming machine... gripes his favorite controller that's covered in his oily residue... Oh SNAP!! Stupid inbred, you don't have a 360... and they don't make games for the PS1 anymore... Anyway... What about F.E.A.R., that's a "port" many people are going to buy? Unregistered - speed 05.25.2006 14:50 holy crap that was funny! I think I might have a cousin on my dad's side named Toothless Tommy :-) Unregistered - Tortuga 05.25.2006 14:56 yea, all families have one... in my case it's Crack Addict Cathy. Unregistered - LOL 05.25.2006 15:45 My Uncle Buckle Eye Bill, he takes a beatin from his wife. Unregistered - CM2007 05.25.2006 15:53 How is ol' Buckle Eye anyway? Haven't seen him in ages. Next time you do, tell him he forgot to take his cookies, I don't need his, I have plenty myself. Unregistered - speed 05.25.2006 16:24 My wife tells me that her second cousin on her mom's side, Crack Head Curtis, dated Crack Addict Cathy for a spell. They had a baby named Robert Downey Jr. Unregistered - speed 05.25.2006 16:28 or was it Chris Rock.... Unregistered - Tortuga 05.25.2006 16:54 Damn, I almost forgot about that, here's a picture of that happy couple together and their illegitimate love child... http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/celebrity/H/Previews/Plans-58764.jpg Unregistered - buckle 05.25.2006 17:15 I'll let em know he left his cookies, it might be a minute though cause right now he is having the wife cut bacon off his back. Oh snap gotta go just heard say GITRDONE, when he does the trailer starts a rocking later. Unregistered - BUCK 05.25.2006 18:21 Haha, what a joke, why even bother making a piece of crap like this for the 360. Anybody that buys this game needs a kick to the junk. Unregistered - bal 05.25.2006 22:02 Bring on the Meatsticks, hell yeah. Meatsticks, big juicy meatsticks. Swallow a big load... Add Comment |
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